Silly meanderings of an average quadripalegic

BIG achievement
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I got my black belt. And not just a "you were so close so we're gonna give you one out of pity" but one that I legitimately earned (I completed the physical requirements before flop).

IT'S ALIVE!
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I didn't die
:D

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Does anybody get good news on Springer?

My dad calls it the ovary channel
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"Men are terrible and will hurt you because this is Lifetime."

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I shot Mom in the butt with a NERF gun :D

I saw the Chia Obama commercial
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Silly Chia pet ideas:
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Darth Vader (not sure how that would work...)

Holidays really are for children
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As an adult, I find myself growing more and more apathetic about them (even Halloween, which was my favourite growing up).
I am pretty sure flop exaserbates that.

watching KOFY
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Apparently showing more teeth = success.

I was just thinking...
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Expecting some dude to break into your house and give you things is kinda weird.

I like Star Wars but
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Motherf***ing Jar-Jar

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